The motorcycler
There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn’t have a zipper or any buttons. Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, “I can’t drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest.”After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curve and wrecked.
The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.
The police asked him.“are either of them showing any life signs?”
The farmer then said,“well, that first one was till I turned his head around the right way.”
摩托車手
有兩個(gè)小伙子在路上開著摩托車。騎車的穿著一件沒有拉鏈和紐扣的皮夾克。后來，他停下來對另一個(gè)小伙子說：“我開不了了，風(fēng)一直吹著我的胸膛。”想了一會兒以后，他決定把衣服的背面朝前穿著來擋風(fēng)。于是他們沿著路開，到轉(zhuǎn)彎處時(shí)，出事了。
住在那兒的農(nóng)民打電話叫警察，并告訴他們所發(fā)生的事。
警察問他，“兩個(gè)人中有活著嗎”
農(nóng)民說：“恩，在我把他的頭扭過來之前，第一個(gè)人還活著。”
