Car purchase
A Russian decided would like to buy a car. He phones the factory and askes, “How long do I have to wait for a car if I place my order immediately?”
The salesamn replies, “Your car will be delivered in five years. Let’s see now… that wil be a Monday in september.”
“ Will that be in the morning or the afternoon?” Inquires the man.
“Wheb you’ve waqited five years, what does it matter whether the car arrives in the morning or the afternoon’ Questinoned the salesman.
“Because the plumber is coming in the morning.”
買車
一個俄羅斯人想買一輛小汽車。他給汽車打電話：如果我馬上下寫意的話，要等多久我才能取到車子呢？”
銷售員回答：“您的車會在五年以后送到，讓我想想……是在九月份的一個禮拜一。”
“是上午還是下午呢？”他又問。
“您已經等了五年了，汽車是上午還是下午送到有什么關系呢？”銷售員不解地說。“因為鉛管工人是在上午來。”
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