Politicians Lie
A bus full of politicians was speeding down a countrroad when it suddenly turned into a field and crashed straight into a tree. Aroused by the noise, the farmer who owned the field went over to investigate, Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff drove by and saw the overturned bus. He knocked on the farmhouse door and asked where all the politicians had gone. The farmer said he had buried them.
“They were all dead?” the sheriff asked.
“Well, some of them said they weren’t,” replied the farmer,“but you know how poiticians lie.”
政客們的謊話
一輛坐滿了政治家的汽車正全速行駛在一條鄉間的小路上。突然，汽車拐到了路邊的田野里，接著便撞上了一棵大樹。這片田野歸一個農夫所有，他聽到撞車的聲音后，便跑來看個究竟。后來他挖了一個大坑，把這些政治家全度埋葬了。
幾天后，當地的行政司法長官開車從這里經過，看到了那輛撞翻的汽車。于是他找到農夫的家敲開了他的門，他問農夫，車里的政治家們到哪里去了。農夫回答，說他已經把他們全部埋葬了。
“他們全都死了嗎？”長官問。
“哦，有幾個人說自己還活著，”農夫說，“不過你知道，這些政客們總是說些假話來騙人的。”
