In or out
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a.m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed for only a few minutes when the phone rang.”What time do you open up in the morning?”He heard an obviously drunk man inquire.
The owner was so angry that he threw down the receiver hard on the telephone wit hout saying a single word another call. When he picked up the phone wondering why it was hard for him to get rest today, he heard the same voice ask the same question.
“Listen,” the owner shouted,”there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in…”
“No, sir” the voice interrupted, “I don’t want to get in, but I want to get out.”
進來還是出去
一個酒店老板凌晨2點打烊后回家睡覺。他剛躺下幾分鐘，電話鈴就響了。“您早上幾點鐘開門？”一個喝醉了的聲音在電話里問道。
老板十分生氣，他一句話未說，把聽筒重重得摔在電話上，又去睡覺了。幾分鐘后，電話又響了。老板拿起電話的同時，還在想為什么今天想睡覺卻這么難。他聽到剛才那個聲音又在問著相同的問題。
“聽著”，老板大喊，“我幾點開門也沒用，因為我不會讓一個像你這樣的人進……”
“不，先生”那人打斷他的說話：“我不想進來，我是想出去。”
