Live To be 130
An attorney died and went to heaven.As he approahed the pearly gates, he noticed an orchestra playing and thousands of angels cheering. St. peter himself rushed over to shake the lawyer’s hand.
“This is quite a reception,” marveled the new arrival.
“You’re very special,” St. Peter explained. “We’ve never had anyone live to be 130 before.”
The attorney was puzzled. “But I’m only 65.” St.Peter thought for a moment.
“Oh, he said.” We must have added up your billing hours.”
活到130歲
一位律師死后上了天堂，當他到達珍珠門時，他注意到一支樂隊在演奏，成千上萬的天使在吹呼。圣彼得沖過來握著他的手。
“歡迎儀式太隆重了。”新來的人驚訝地說。
“你十分特別，‘圣彼得解釋說，”我們以前從來沒見過活到130歲的人。“
律師困惑極了：“可我只有65歲。“圣彼得想了一會兒。
“哦，“他說‘我們一定是按你的賬單上的小時計算的。”
