Police story
A Police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down main Street.
“But officer,” the man began, ” I can explain.”
“just be quite,” snapped the officer,” I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say….”
“ I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said. “ lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell, I’m the groom.”
警察的故事
一個(gè)警察攔住了一名在小鎮(zhèn)的主干道上超速駕駛的摩托車手。
“但是警官，”這個(gè)人說(shuō)，“我可以解釋。”
“安靜點(diǎn)，”警官厲聲說(shuō)。“我會(huì)讓你在監(jiān)獄里冷靜一下，直到頭兒回來(lái)為止。”
“但是，警官，我只想說(shuō)……”“我說(shuō)過(guò)保持安靜！你將被關(guān)進(jìn)監(jiān)獄！”
幾個(gè)小時(shí)后警官對(duì)他的犯人說(shuō)：“你夠幸運(yùn)的，頭兒參加他女兒的婚禮去了。他回來(lái)以后心情一定不錯(cuò)。
“別指望了，“囚室里的人說(shuō)。”我是新郎。“
