First aid
My neighbour , the homebuilder , come home drunk and managed to park in the garage, but injured himself when he knocked some sample storm windows he had on a shelf. He got a few nicks on his face, so he rushed to the bathroom and did some first aid on himself.
In the morning, going into the kitchen, his wife said, “you came home drunk last night, didn’t you?”
“heavens no .”he answered, playing the role.
“I just injured myself on the job yesterday.”
His wife said, “ok then, please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.”
急救
我的鄰居，一位建筑工人，喝醉了以后回家并打算在車庫停車。但他撞到了架子上的防風(fēng)玻璃樣本并劃傷了自己。他的臉上有幾道小口子，所以他沖進(jìn)浴室緊急包扎了一下。
早上，他妻子進(jìn)了廚房叫道：“你昨天晚上又喝醉了回來的，是不是？”
“絕對沒有，”他掩飾道：“昨天我工作時傷到了自己。”
妻子說：“那好，請解釋一下浴室鏡子上貼滿了繃帶是怎么回事？”
