Where Is My Honey?
A man in his carefree bachelor days, had been very found of a restaurant that specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had journey to the place to get the delectable viand: so when he finally married, he decided to take his wife there, in order share the pleasure with her.
The meal came, the waffles came: but there were two small pitchers of near-maple syrup, and no honey.
He called the waitress over, and whispered,” Where’s my honey?”
The waitress beamed inteligently. She’s on her vacation now, sir,” was her answer.
我的密糖哪去了？
一個無憂無慮的單身漢經常光顧一家餐廳，因為那里的蜂蜜黃餅十分好吃。許多年過去了，你依舊為了這樣美味的食物不斷地到那家餐廳去。后來他結婚了，他打算帶著妻子一起去，與她一同分享這道美食。
當侍應生把飯菜端上來的時候，蛋黃餅也端了上來。可是，餅上的蜂蜜不見了，取而代之的是兩小片盛著槭糖的葉子。
他叫住了侍應生，低聲對她說：“請問，我的蜜糖哪去了？”
侍應生俯地笑了，“她今天放假，先生。‘她回答說。
