Dvery Mother’s Child Is Handsome

Three Catholic women and an old jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends“My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him’father’”

The second woman chirps,”My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him’Your Grace’”

The third woman says, “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he’s called” Your Eminence

As the little old Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence,the first three give her a subtle “Well” look

So she says:”My son is 6.5” he has broad, square shoulders and is very muscular; he’s terribly handsome. He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful. Whenever he walks into a room, wemen say’Oh, my God…’

誰的兒誰夸

三位信奉天主教的婦女和一位猶太老嫗在一起喝咖啡。第一位天主教徒告訴她的朋友：我的兒子是一位教士。每當他走進房間時，人們總是尊敬地稱呼他“神父”

第二個婦子嘰嘰喳喳地說：“我的兒子是移民主教，每當他走進房間時，人們都尊稱他‘大人’”

第三位婦女說：“我的兒子是位紅衣主教。每當他走進房間時，人們畢恭畢敬地尊稱他‘閣下’”

這時那位身材瘦小的猶太老嫗默默地喝著她的咖啡，三位天主教信徒一齊用微妙的眼神看著她，意思是說：“你的兒子呢？”

于是她說到：“我的兒子身高六英尺五英寸，肩膀寬闊，肌肉發達，非常英俊。他的頭很美，穿著講究，而且身上總是散發著令人神怡的氣味。每當他走進房間時，女人們都驚嘆：“澳，我的上帝…””