Does the dog know the proverb, too
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
“ it’s all right,” said a gentleman , “don’t be afraid don’t you know the proverb: barking dogs don’t bite?” “ah, yes ,” answered the little boy . “I know the proverb. But does the dog know the proverb, too?”
狗也知道這個諺語嗎?
一個男孩非常喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。“沒有關系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎？吠狗不咬人。”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”
The same service
A man who had been married for ten year was consulting a marriage counselor.
“when I was first married , I was very happy . I ‘d come home from a hard day down at the shop , and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers.
Now everything’s changed. When I came home , my dog bring me my slippers, and my wife barks at me.”
“I don’t know what you’re complaining about .”said the counselor, “you’re still getting the same service.”
同樣的服務
尤為結婚10年的男人，正向婚姻咨詢顧問請教。
“新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子給我拿拖鞋。
現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。“
“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顧問說，“你得到的服務還是同樣的嘛。”
