The mean man’s party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open , push with your foot .” “why use my elbow and foot?” “well . gosh,” was the reply, “you’re not coming empty-hangded , are you?”
吝嗇鬼請客
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。
以上故事由優(yōu)朗成人英語培訓(xùn)部提供。
