Being me the winner
---waiter , this lobster has only one claw
---I’m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
---well , bring me the winner then.
給我那個打贏的吧
---服務員，這個龍蝦只有一只爪。
---對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了‘
---哦，那給我那只打贏的吧
My little dog can’t read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith : but you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: it’s no use, my little dog can’t read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，前愛的，我把真愛的小狗給弄丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。“
