Early shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
“what are you charged with ?” he asked.
“doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“that’s no offense,” replied the judge , “how early were you doing this shopping?”
“before the store opened.” countered the pnsoner.
采購過早
那天是圣誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也懂了惻隱之心。
他問：“你為什么被起訴？”被告說：“采購圣誕節禮物過早。”
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物如何早法？”
犯人答道：“在商店開門之前。”
