Model Driver
Late one night the police were followinga car. The driver of the car was driving immaculately, newer going over the soeed limit, giving the correct signals and even being courteous to other drivers.
Eventually the police car pulled alongside and an officer said to the driver,” Excuse me sir, you’re not in trouble, we just wanted to compliment you on your exemplary driving.”
“Thank you, officer,” replied the driver,” I always make a point of driving especially carefully when I’ve had a few pints.”
模范司機
夜晚，警察跟蹤一輛汽車，但汽車司機的駕駛卻無可挑剔；絕無超速、信號指示完美無瑕、甚至對其他車輛也表現得溫文有禮。最后交警靠邊停了下來，交警對汽車司機說：“對不起，先生，您的駕駛沒有絲毫問題，我們只是想對您好說，您好的駕駛為他人樹立了榜樣。”而那人卻說：“非常感謝。其實我每次喝上幾杯酒都會格外小心翼翼地開車的。”
