Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. “What can you do?” asked the producer.
“Imitate birds,” the man said.
“Are you kidding?” answered the producer, “People like that are a dime a dozen.”
“Well, I guess that’s that.” said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鳥(niǎo)兒
一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺(tái)劇中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”負(fù)責(zé)人問(wèn)。
“模仿鳥(niǎo)兒，”那人說(shuō)。
“你在開(kāi)玩笑吧？”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢(qián)可以找一打。”
“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說(shuō)著，展開(kāi)翅膀，飛出了窗口。
