1. Then he said, “Now, all those that disagree with my ideas, please put up your hand and say I resign.”

2. Too Many Feet

3. A: It takes them too long to put you're their boots on say I resign.”

4. B: Very good except for the hotel.

5. A: One has a web, the other has a website.

6. B: Well, it was so damp that there were fish in the mousetraps.

7. Bosses and Workers.

8. A: What is the difference between an old fashioned spider and modem one?

9. B: Yes?

  A: I think I’m shrinking!

10. B: I don’t know. Why don’t centipedes play for the insects’ football team?

11. A: Doctor, Doctor!

12. A: How was your vacation in Venice?

13. Last week he called everybody together and he gave a long speech in which he listed all the changes that he wants to make. At the end of speech, he said, “All those that agree with my ideas, please put up your hand and say Yes. “ And he counted the numbe3r of people.

14. A Small Problem

15. Holiday matters

16. Old and New

17. The company I work for isn’t doing very well, so that boss decided to make lots of changes in the way we work.

18. B: I don’t know. What is the difference between an old fashioned spider and a modem one?

19. A: Why don’t centipedes play for the insects’ football team?

20. B: Well, you’ll have to be a little patient.