Pay One back In His Own Coin
“What’s this daily for ‘fruit’?” The hotel partron asked the manager.” We didn’t eat any.”
“But the fruint was planced in your room every day.It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage opf it.”
“I wee,” said the man as he subtracted $150 from the bill.
“What are you doing?’ Sputtered the manager.
“I’m subtracting fifty dollars a day for your kissing my wife.”
“What? I didn’t kiss your wife.”
“Ah,” replied the man, ‘but she was there.”
以其人之道還治其人之身
“在每天的賬單里有一筆‘水果’的費用是怎么回事？”酒店的一個老主顧問酒店的經理，“我們沒吃什么水果啊。”
但是每天我們都將水果放在您的房間里，您沒有享用這不能怪我們啊。”
“我明白了，‘客人說著，卻從賬單里扣掉了150美元。
“您在干什么？“經理生氣地大聲問道。
‘我要每天扣除50美元作為你吻我太太的費用。“
“什么？我并沒有吻過您太太啊？”
“啊，”客人回答道說：“可她就站在那里呀。”
