Forget The Lines
An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forget his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a bit part in a play. All he to say was,” Hark! I hear the cannon roar!’
After much worry, the actor decided to take the role.opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself:” Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!”
The time for his entrance finally came, and as the actor made his appearance, he herad a loud brrrooooom! He turned around and said, “What the hell was that?”
忘詞
一名由于經常忘記臺詞，已經失業者5年了。有一天他接到了一名導演打來的電話，請他在一部戲中一個小角色。他的全部臺詞就是這句，“聽啊！大炮在轟鳴！”
經過再三的考慮，賞決定這一角色。開拍的那天晚上，他在舞臺的兩側等候出場，他自言自語地說：“聽啊！大炮在轟鳴！聽啊！大炮在轟鳴！聽啊，大炮在轟鳴！”
最后，終于輪到他出場了。但是，就在他出現在舞臺上的時候，他聽到了一聲巨響，于是他四處轉悠著喊道：“究竟怎么了？”
