I Should Have Taken The Money
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his chiice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. “ Done!” says the angel, and disappears in cloud of smoke and a blot of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one his collegues whispears, “say something.” The dean looks at them and says,” I should have taken the money.
我應該要錢
一個天使降臨在全系教員大會，并告訴系主任說，為了獎勵他的無私和他的模范行為，上帝允許他在無窮無盡的財富、智慧與美貌中選一樣。系主任毫不猶豫地選擇了無限的智慧。‘好啦！“天使說完就在一陣煙霧與閃電中消失了。
現在，所有人都轉向在微弱光環中坐著的系主任。終于，一個同事低聲說：“說點什么吧。”系主任看著大家說：“我應該要錢。”
