Amistake
An American , a scot and Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. “give me $500 each,” he said, “and I’ll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened.”
“done !”said the American . instantly , he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
“where are the others?” asked a medic.
“last I know ,”said the American , “the scot was haggling price, and the canadian was arguing that his government should pay.”
搞錯了
一位美國人、一位蘇格蘭人和一個加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼得解釋說是搞錯了。“每人給我500美金，”他說， “我將把你們送回人間，就像什么都沒噶生過一樣。”“成交！”美國人說。立刻他發現自己完好無損的站在現場附近。“其他人在哪里？”一名醫生問道。“我離開之前，”美國人說，“我看見蘇格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辨說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。”
