There ‘s Absolutely No Fish!

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes waliking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the centre of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky and says, “ You will find no fish under that ice.”

The drunk looks around, but sees no one so he starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks.“As I said before, there are no fish under the ice.”

The drunk looks around, high and low, but can’t see a single soul, so he picks up the saw and tried one more time to finish. Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts,”I have worned you three times, now. There are no fish!”

The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice. “ How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warm me?”

“No,” the voice replies.”I am the manager of this ice rink.”

這里根本就沒有魚！

有個醉鬼決定要冰下捕魚，便帶著家伙四下里尋找場地，好容易找到一個結(jié)冰的地點，拿起鉆頭便開始鉆。這時突然聽到似乎有人高聲呼喊：“里面沒有魚！”

醉鬼四下看了看，沒有人，又繼續(xù)鉆了起來。這時有人高喊：“我說過了，里面沒有魚！‘

醉鬼再次四下張望，一個人影也沒有看見，又拿起鉆頭干了起來。那個聲音又來了：“我第三次警告，里面沒有魚！”

醉鬼嚇壞了，便問那個聲音：“你怎么知道的？難道你是上帝不成？”

“不是，”那個聲音回答道，“ 我是這個溜冰場的老板。