Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe chatting about various things. “ You know.” Says one lady, “I’m getting really fgorgetful. This morning, I was standing at eh topof the stairs, and I couldn’t remenber whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”

“You think that’s bad?” says second lady. “The other day, I was sitting on the edge of myh bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”

The third lady smiles smugly.” Well, my memory’s just as ggood as it’s always been.’ She sayss, and she knocks the table. Then with a started look on her face, she says, “Who’s there?”

三個老婦在咖啡廳聊天。其中的一個說道：“我也真夠健忘的。早上出來，站在樓梯口，我竟然記不清究竟是該上去還是該下去了。”另一個馬上接著說：“你這就不壞了。有一天坐在床上，我竟然記不清是該睡覺還是該起床了。”