The Ill-fated Lawyer
A English teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to the gate of heaven, Since there was a large crowd before the gate, waiting to go to heaven, the angel in before of the gate told them they had to pass a test before ascending any further. He asked the teacher. What was the name of the famous ship that hit an icegerg and sank?”
“The Ittanic,” she answered, and the angel motioned her into heaven.
The thief was next,”How many people died on that ship?” The angle asked.” Oh, my God! That’s hard,” the man replied. ” But luckily I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500.” The angel let him through.
Then the angel! Turned to the lawyer.” M\Name them.”
倒霉的律師
一個(gè)英語(yǔ)教師，一個(gè)卑鄙的小偷和一個(gè)律師同時(shí)死去，并一起來(lái)到了天堂的門口，因?yàn)殚T前聚集了一大群等候著進(jìn)入天堂的人，因此，把守大門的天使告訴他們，若想進(jìn)入天堂必須要通過(guò)測(cè)驗(yàn)才行。
天使向教師問(wèn)道：“那艘撞上冰山而沉沒(méi)的著名的輪船叫什么名字？”“泰坦尼克號(hào)。”教師回答。于是天使便讓她進(jìn)入了天堂。
小偷排在了下一個(gè)，“當(dāng)時(shí)船上多少人？‘天使問(wèn)他。”噢，天��！這題太難回答了，“小偷說(shuō)，’不過(guò)很走運(yùn)，我剛好看過(guò)這部電影。答案應(yīng)該是1500人。”天使讓小偷進(jìn)去了。
接著。天使對(duì)那個(gè)律師問(wèn)道：“請(qǐng)你說(shuō)出那1500人的名字。
