You Are Not the Flight Instructor?
A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at yellowstone was assigned to cover the fires at yellowstone national park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from groud level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were made. He was told to report to nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, “let’s go!” The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within munutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, “ Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures.”“Why？” asked the pilot.” Because I am a photographer,” he responded,”and photographers take photographs.”
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered,”You mean yuou’re not the flight instructor?”
你不是飛行教員？
全國(guó)有名的某雜志的一個(gè)攝影記者被指派到黃石公園，拍攝那里的火災(zāi)情景，以進(jìn)行全面報(bào)道。雜志社想要把消防人員在熊熊烈火中英勇滅火的情景展現(xiàn)在人們眼前。
攝影記者來(lái)到黃石公園時(shí)，他發(fā)現(xiàn)煙霧太濃，嚴(yán)重妨礙了從地面拍攝，或者說(shuō)從地面拍攝是根本不可能的。他請(qǐng)求允許他租用一架飛機(jī)，從空中拍一些照片。他的請(qǐng)求獲得了批準(zhǔn)，有關(guān)部門對(duì)此做了安排。他被告知到附近機(jī)場(chǎng)報(bào)到，有一架飛機(jī)在等他。
他來(lái)到機(jī)場(chǎng)看到一架飛機(jī)在登機(jī)門附近預(yù)熱，于是便拎著他的包跳上飛機(jī)，大聲喊道：“咱們走！”飛行員迎著風(fēng)搖搖晃晃地駕駛著那架小飛機(jī)幾分鐘后，他們就飛到了空中。
攝影記者說(shuō)：“飛到公園上空，在那兒低空飛行兩三圈，我好拍一些照片。“為什么？”飛行員問(wèn)道。“因?yàn)槲沂菙z影記者，攝影記者的工作就是拍照。”攝影記者回答道。
飛行員沉默了一會(huì)兒，終于結(jié)結(jié)巴巴地說(shuō)出話來(lái)：‘你的意思是說(shuō)你不是飛行教員？”
